So these dopes are telling everyone that what may appear to be a super fake looking dead Bigfoot stuffed into a cooler is, in all actuality, a real Bigfoot stuffed into a cooler. And CNN is reporting that they were questioned today by reporters for over half an hour. These reporters should have to donate whatever portion of their salary that time made up to charity, or maybe just be made to throw that money into the sea. Is there nothing going on anywhere in the world that might be a better expenditure of their journalistic abilities than this? Maybe they could be sharpening pencils for under-privileged children somewhere...
Of course, if someone wanted to pay me to heckle these guys I would be more then thrilled to do so. You see, it's the system that I hold accountable. Because I am lofty and profound.
What I am interested in is where these crypto-zoological hucksters see this whole thing going. Are they counting on blackmailing some medical examiner or something?
You know, this might just be the best viral marketing campaign for coolers of all time. Who wouldn't buy a cooler big enough store an entire Bigfoot?
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